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The Lair of Lord Voldemort
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| AHEM |
[Sep. 7th, 2006|08:41 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  nostalgic | ] |
LOOKING BACK ON MY PAST TOMMY SELF I REALIZE THAT I HAVE GROWN OLDER WISER AND MORE HANDSOME THROUGHOUT THE LONG LONG YEARS.
ON A DIFFERENT NOTE,
WAFFLES. AND SNOWMEN. WAFFLEMEN? SNOWWAFFLES? |
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| LOOKIE I WROTE A DRABBLE ^__________^ |
[Aug. 21st, 2006|10:19 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  horny | ] |
TITLE: DRABBLE!!!
FANDOM: HARRY POTTER AND PRINCE OF TENNIS.
RATING: ERM ERM ERM. NC-17. WAFFLES.
PAIRINGS: ME/REMUSY REMUS REMY LUPINY REMUS
( DRABBLE ) |
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| TWO VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS |
[Aug. 12th, 2006|10:02 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  ecstatic | ] |
| [ | Evil Sounds |
| | "Wannabe" by Spice Girls | ] |
FIRST ANNOUNCEMENT!
From now on, I shall be known NOT as the Dark Lord, Lord Voldemort, or any of that silliness. I shall be known as...
...AUNTY VOLDY-CHAN.
SECOND, AND MORE IMPORTANT, ANNOUNCEMENT!
Remusy Remus Remy Lupiny Remus has not yet divulged the whereabouts of his waffles, so DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY WAFFLES WITH WHICH I CAN MAKE DO WHILE I FERRET OUT THIS INFORMATION? You shall be RICHLY REWARDED. |
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| COCONUTS |
[Aug. 11th, 2006|06:16 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  giddy | ] |
I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS
THERE THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW
BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!! |
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| WHAT. |
[Jul. 21st, 2006|01:48 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  HORRIFIED | ] |
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS.
THIS IS ABSURD. THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
THIS MUGGLE WOMAN IS OBVIOUSLY OUT OF HER TINY MIND. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 5th, 2006|02:27 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  evil and waffley | ] |
I have been tagged, it seems.
This is the idea. Choose three people from your friendslist. For the first person, tell them exactly what you think about them. For the second person, tell them your favorite memory of the two of you, online or offline. For the third person, tell them the last time you thought of them, and why it was. Then, each of those three people has to do the meme themself! You should only do the meme once though, so if you're tagged more than once, only do it the first time.
1) ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) stfumalfoy -- I am actually glad of your existence. Thinking about your demise brings me such joy.
2) smartanddead -- I remember when I killed you. Good times.
3) lickmypimpcane -- I thought of you last when cmon_trust_me had some new torture devices delivered. I believe they shall be reserved for traitors.
In other news, Operation Waffles is coming along well. We have 742.8 tons of Goods at the headquarters, with more arriving every minute. Severus has been working tirelessly towards the fulfillment of the Waffle Cause. When the project is finished and the world is saturated in waffles, he shall be rewarded beyond the dreams of mortals.
cmon_trust_me, your shipment arrived yesterday. Very fascinating instruments, I must say. I had them installed immediately and am looking forward to experimenting. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 28th, 2006|02:47 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| | hungry. and evil. | ] |
I enjoy waffles as much as the next person. Please do not get out of hand in your absurd assumptions, Weasley.
Anyway, I have no weaknesses. Waffle-related or otherwise.
Operation Kill Scarhead is proceeding as planned. Field troops, remember to drop by the headquarters during slow moments and grab a biscuit or two. Pansy Parkinson and Narcissa Malfoy will be baking them. I am assured that they will include chocolate.
Bear in mind, Lucius, that in addition to being entirely capable of reading any comments you make here, I am a fully capable Legilimens. Be cautious. |
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| IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL DEATH EATERS |
[Jun. 26th, 2006|04:01 pm] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  evilly busy | ] |
Operation Kill Scarhead has been pushed ahead two days. Nott, Crabbe, your positions have been moved .294 kilometers to the south. Bellatrix, hold your position by the fountain until Nott signals, no matter how many owls you get. Remember, ONLY NOTT WILL BE IN A POSITION TO KNOW WHEN YOU SHOULD ATTACK. Avery, report to headquarters at 0900. |
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| (no subject) |
[Jun. 26th, 2006|11:01 am] |
| [ | Evil Disposition |
| |  evil | ] |
| [ | Evil Sounds |
| | screams of pain from the dungeons. must re-soundproof walls. | ] |
I mistrust this Muggle device. This "computer," as I believe it is called. It is large and awkward-looking and appears to be entirely incompetent in the area of doing what it is supposed to do. It took me five minutes to find this website. While I am on the topic of Muggle idiocy, website is a ridiculous term.
However, I am informed by my most trusted advisers that this... this website... is a means to an end, that end being of course the elimination of Mudbloods, muggle-lovers, and Harry Potter. I have learned, somewhat to my surprise, that the advice of my most trusted advisers is often trustworthy. I am sure that this absurdity will be of use eventually.
Moreover, I have learned that Harry Potter himself is in possession of one of these LiveJournals. The closer I come to Potter, the sooner I may destroy him, and this is the Ultimate Aim.
-Lord Voldemort
PS. Death Eaters, meeting tonight, usual time, usual place. Bring Mudbloods if at all possible -- dungeons have recently gotten restocked with implements of torture. |
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